NEWS... BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT
'It's not like a gold diamond ring or anything like that, so who would want to take that?'
The officer was caught red-handed on CCTV.
'If we were all the same the world would be boring, and there's a lot weirder things that happen than a man keeping a turkey.'
The Co-op delivery robots have been out and about on Cambridge's streets since last November - but these ones got into a spot of bother.
'Oh.'
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